Arriving at or near Ballynahara, Ireland on a private landing strip...

The captain speaks to the passengers...

Attention ladies:  This is your Captain of flight 365 on board WMAO2011. 


We are about to land at a private airstrip slightly south of our Ballynahara destination.  Worry not, a very wealthy gentleman has offered us landing and take off privileges on his private estate in support of WMAO's glorious global adventure.  

Please sit down and fasten your seatbelts and maybe put your head between your knees as a added measure.  I'm a little tired after that lengthy journey.  ~ yawns ~  

the flight attendants insure everyone is buckled up as panic overwhelms the passengers

The plane lands (a little rough) albeit safely and the passengers and cargo are unloaded.

Notice the first bin, that's luggage and the one following, that's the shoes.

Frazzled, the gals unfasten their seat belts swiftly followed by shots of tequila. 

(A nervous ordeal now over)

Everyone scrambles out of the plane onto the tarmac and make a bee line for the limo.

"Ladies, please gather round... we're going to be escorted to Ballynahara via limousine about an hour away.  There we will go for breakfast and then begin the first bit of our journey.  Considering it's only 7am here, we can expect to put in a good day before stopping for the night."

And so it begins... GOOD LUCK DOLLS!   

Limousine arrives at the airport...

The limousine pulls away as the women board the W.M.A.O.'s private jet.

"Make yourselves comfortable dolls.  We've got a long flight ahead."

A voice is heard over a loud speaker...

"Good evening ladies this is your captain speaking, Welcome to Flight 365 on board WMAO2011."  

"Our flight will take just over eight hours to reach our destination at Ballynahara, Ireland.  Hopefully we can make this a turbulent free and pleasant flight for you all. If there is anything you need, just ask our lovely flight attendants.  I do have one request though, the bar is also available as a self serve option, I ask that you please refrain from doing bodyshots on the bar.  The last time this happened, our Navigation Officer overwrote the flight plan to Paris, France and steered us on a crash course into the Eiffel Tower.  Thankfully, we were able to divert the plane and land it safely.  I appreciate your cooperation in this matter.  

Enjoy your time aboard WMAO2011!"

Airport limousine arrives to take the ladies of WMAO to the airport.

The ladies are excited about their new adventure in Europe.  

A second car pulls up to escort the luggage.  

It's ALWAYS about the shoes.