Sunday, 13 March 2011

Limousine arrives at the airport...




The limousine pulls away as the women board the W.M.A.O.'s private jet.
"Make yourselves comfortable dolls.  We've got a long flight ahead."


A voice is heard over a loud speaker...

"Good evening ladies this is your captain speaking, Welcome to Flight 365 on board WMAO2011."  

"Our flight will take just over eight hours to reach our destination at Ballynahara, Ireland.  Hopefully we can make this a turbulent free and pleasant flight for you all. If there is anything you need, just ask our lovely flight attendants.  I do have one request though, the bar is also available as a self serve option, I ask that you please refrain from doing bodyshots on the bar.  The last time this happened, our Navigation Officer overwrote the flight plan to Paris, France and steered us on a crash course into the Eiffel Tower.  Thankfully, we were able to divert the plane and land it safely.  I appreciate your cooperation in this matter.  
Enjoy your time aboard WMAO2011!"





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